Today's excuse: Undiagnosable Checksum Infection Problem

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Asynchronous Peripheral Underflow
Illegal Systems Overflow
Unreplicatable Logic-Subsystem Expiry Warning
Unreplicatable Synchronisation Expiry Signal
Unregistered Subsystem Underflow
Unregistered Operation Destruction
Nonfatal Operation Crashdump
Intermittant Subsystem Rejection Warning
Non-Specific Gateway Condition
Asynchronous Library Infection

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