Today's excuse: Major Transmission Bug

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Duplicated Synchronisation Rejection Signal
Immediate Precondition Halt Error
Dereferenced Array Overflow Problem
Virtual Topology Interruption
Unreportable Proxy Destabilisation
Non-Specific Precondition Override Problem
Undetermined Programming Unavailability
Serial Subsystem Invalidation Warning
Outmoded Media Expiry
Unreportable Firmware Exhaustion

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